“So how was it that I, a relatively sane, semi responsible member of a famous rock band was chosen to incubate in my as yet normal mind an idea such as the one we have before us. That one being “Obscenies”. I think I’ll reach down to the depths of my moral character and blame my kids.
“Smiley kept smiling they say.
Has a smile on his face night and day.
In his undies he’d stroke,
His tumescent spoke,
And shake all his troubles away.”
Uh oh… looks like Mr. Happy is going to his Happy Place! This large plush figure is shaped like everyone’s favorite tumescent playmate, complete with smiley face, smiley tie, smiley boxers, and curly locks at the bottom. Weighted at the bottom so he stands firm all on his own (9.5 inches)!
Robin Red Breasts
“The little bird said with a sigh
‘I’m in desperate need of a guy.’
So she went to the doctor’s,
and got some big knockers,
And now the poor thing can’t fly.”
The dashing Robin Red Breasts is featured in all her bosomy glory with this fuzzy plush figure from the Obscenies. Cute and cuddly, weighted at the bottom so she stands on her own (we know, we should say she’d be top-heavy too).
Scrotilla the Hun
“There once was a rampaging Hun,
a rampant all-conquering one.
They’d complain in the valley
where he’d plunder and dally
that his satchel weighed nearly a ton.”
The pillaging Scrotilla the Hun is shown in all his leather-clad glory with this hilarious plush figure, complete with chains, straps, furry beard and embroidered face. Weighted at the bottom so he stands firm all on his own (nine inches)!
“There once was a terrible beast
Who was feared from the west to the east
He invaded the bush
and the occasional tush
And considered it all a big feast.”
The fearsome Penisaurus stands tall in all his veiny glory with this pink polyester plush figure. Weighted at the bottom so he stands firm all on his own (9.5 inches)!