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Character Collage T-Shirt

This black, 100% cotton t-shirt features an Obscenies character collage printed across the front. Mr. Happy, Scrotilla the Hun, Penisaurus, Robin Red Breasts, the gang’s all here!

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Character Specs Poster

Learn more about your favorite Obscenies with this informative heavy paper poster. 18″ by 24″.

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Logo Visor

This black visort from the Obscenies features their classic bubble letter logo in red embroidery across the front. Made from 100% cotton with an adjustable velcro strap in the back.

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Mr. & Mrs. Kris Dingle Plush Christmas Ornament

Ho ho ho! Ditch the mistletoe and ring in the Holidays with this naughty adult plush ornament from Obscenies. Mr. and Mrs. Kris Dingle take sides in soft, colorful plush, with Christmas holly and a tinkling bell at the bottom. Forget the North Pole, these guys are from down south!

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Mr. Happy

Uh oh… looks like Mr. Happy is going to his Happy Place! This large plush figure is shaped like everyone’s favorite tumescent playmate, complete with smiley face, smiley tie, smiley boxers, and curly locks at the bottom. Weighted at the bottom so he stands firm all on his own (9.5 inches)!

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Mr. Happy All-Over Boxer Shorts

Mr. Happy waves in an all-over logo collage on these white cotton boxer shorts from Obscenies, with “Too cute to be nasty!” printed on the band. They’re even glow-in-the-dark!

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Mr. Happy Plush Figure Clip Keychain

Uh oh, looks like Mr. Happy is going to his happy place… This small plush keychain features a plastic clip at the top, and removable boxer shorts at the bottom. So next time you get asked, “Is that Mr. Happy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” you can answer, “Both!”

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Robin Red Breasts

The dashing Robin Red Breasts is featured in all her bosomy glory with this fuzzy plush figure from the Obscenies. Cute and cuddly, weighted at the bottom so she stands on her own (we know, we should say she’d be top-heavy too).

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Scrotilla the Hun

The pillaging Scrotilla the Hun is shown in all his leather-clad glory with this hilarious plush figure, complete with chains, straps, furry beard and embroidered face. Weighted at the bottom so he stands firm all on his own (nine inches)!

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The Coin Puss Women’s Coin Purse

Stash your loose bits in this velvety-smooth “coin puss” coin purse – an anatomically correct purse complete with plastic clip, zip closure, and plush top. Why use a money box when you could use a coin puss?

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The Coin Puss Women’s Coin Purse

Stash your loose bits in this velvety-smooth “coin puss” coin purse – an anatomically correct purse complete with plastic clip, zip closure, and plush top. Why use a money box when you could use a coin puss?

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The Penisaurus

The fearsome Penisaurus stands tall in all his veiny glory with this pink polyester plush figure. Weighted at the bottom so he stands firm all on his own (9.5 inches)!

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The Penisaurus in the Forest Boxer Shorts

The mighty Penisaurus searches for his latest prey in the wild bush on these all-cotton boxer shorts from Obscenies. They glow-in-the-dark!

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Too Cute To Be Nasty Adjustable Cap

This grey baseball cap from the Obscenies features their classic “Too Cute to Be Nasty” slogan in red embroidery on the front. Made from 100% cotton with an adjustable metal buckle strap in the back.

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Too Cute To Be Nasty Black Juniors Babydoll

This black babydoll t-shirt from Obscenies features a bubble-lettered, “Too cute to be nasty!” slogan printed across the front. Made from comfy 100% cotton.

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Too Cute To Be Nasty Black Juniors Booty Shorts

Get down and dirty in these black booty shorts, featuring an Obscenies logo in red on the front, and “Too Cute to be Nasty” slogan on the back. Made from elastic 100% cotton.

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Too Cute To Be Nasty Pink Juniors Babydoll

The classic Obscenies slogan, “Too Cute to be Nasty” is printed in black bubble letters on the front of this pink, 100% cotton juniors babydoll t-shirt.

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Too Cute To Be Nasty Red Juniors Babydoll

This red babydoll t-shirt from Obscenies features a bubble-lettered, “Too cute to be nasty!” slogan printed across the front. Made from comfy 100% cotton.

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Too Cute To Be Nasty Red Juniors Tank Top

This red spaghetti-strap juniors tank top from Obscenies features a bubble-lettered, “Too cute to be nasty!” slogan printed across the front. Made from comfy 100% cotton.

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Too Cute To Be Nasty White Juniors Babydoll

This white babydoll t-shirt from Obscenies features a bubble-lettered, “Too cute to be nasty!” slogan printed across the front. Made from comfy 100% cotton.

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Too Cute To Be Nasty White Juniors Booty Shorts

Get down and dirty in these white booty shorts, featuring an Obscenies logo in red on the front, and “Too Cute to be Nasty” slogan on the back. Made from elastic 100% cotton.

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Too Cute To Be Nasty White Juniors Tank Top

This white spaghetti-strap juniors tank top from Obscenies features a bubble-lettered, “Too cute to be nasty!” slogan printed across the front. Made from comfy 100% cotton.

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